Leonardo DiCaprio trying to admire a nice plastic bag despite the fact that there;s a piece of food in his way.
Leonardo DiCaprio asking for things unnecessarily.
Leonardo DiCaprio wondering why it’s considered so fashionable to wear a boa.
Anonymous asked: "Leonardo DiCaprio getting some sweet 1920’s ass" photo is not him.
((It’s not?! Gah, my sight’s starting to fail on me. Thank you!
Leonardo DiCaprio giving private lessons on how to best hide your beautiful, perfect face from the paparazzi.
Leonardo DiCaprio wondering if Whitney Port is aware of the heart that’s about to attack her.
Lacking a proper Halloween costume, Leonardo DiCaprio does his best to make his face look like the mask from the Scream series.
((Hope everybody had a great Halloween!
Leonardo DiCaprio transitioning himself into the art world.
Leonardo DiCaprio threatening the life of a waiter after getting ketchup on his beautiful face.
Leonardo DiCaprio learning the hard way that stashing drugs for other people is illegal, even if it’s Martian Scorsese.