Leonardo DiCaprio Doing Things
Leonardo DiCaprio threatening the life of a waiter after getting ketchup on his beautiful face.

Leonardo DiCaprio threatening the life of a waiter after getting ketchup on his beautiful face.

Leonardo DiCaprio learning the hard way that stashing drugs for other people is illegal, even if it’s Martian Scorsese.

Leonardo DiCaprio learning the hard way that stashing drugs for other people is illegal, even if it’s Martian Scorsese.

Leonardo DiCaprio playing the part of a rainforest tree.

Leonardo DiCaprio playing the part of a rainforest tree.

Leonardo DiCaprio modeling his fantastic fashion sense (did he really match his socks and shirt?).

Leonardo DiCaprio modeling his fantastic fashion sense (did he really match his socks and shirt?).

Leonardo DiCaprio hanging out with his best friend.

Leonardo DiCaprio hanging out with his best friend.

OMG! I friggen LOVE your blog! How do you come up with this stuff? XD

(( Haha, thank you! :D<3 I typically just write down whatever comes to mind, cross my fingers, and pray that somebody finds it funny.

- M ))

Leonardo DiCaprio disapproving of this little boy&#8217;s sandy hands scratching up his perfect, delicate skin.

Leonardo DiCaprio disapproving of this little boy’s sandy hands scratching up his perfect, delicate skin.

Leonardo DiCaprio having a very intriguing conversation with a motorcycle.

Leonardo DiCaprio having a very intriguing conversation with a motorcycle.

Leonardo DiCaprio wondering what&#8217;s so funny about asking Ken Watanabe where he can find The Hidden Leaf Village and how he can update his rank.

Leonardo DiCaprio wondering what’s so funny about asking Ken Watanabe where he can find The Hidden Leaf Village and how he can update his rank.

Leonardo DiCaprio thinking about just how gosh-darn dandy and swell Armie Hammer is!

Leonardo DiCaprio thinking about just how gosh-darn dandy and swell Armie Hammer is!