Leonardo DiCaprio threatening the life of a waiter after getting ketchup on his beautiful face.
Leonardo DiCaprio learning the hard way that stashing drugs for other people is illegal, even if it’s Martian Scorsese.
(( Haha, thank you! :D<3 I typically just write down whatever comes to mind, cross my fingers, and pray that somebody finds it funny.
- M ))
Leonardo DiCaprio disapproving of this little boy’s sandy hands scratching up his perfect, delicate skin.
Leonardo DiCaprio wondering what’s so funny about asking Ken Watanabe where he can find The Hidden Leaf Village and how he can update his rank.